11:59 PM
Miss Minchin
Congratulations on your admittance to the Business Woman's Finishing School and Social Club!
Courses will be starting soon in the following areas you will need to master to survive as a young woman in corporate America:
- Office politics
- Etiquette
- Career development
- Interviewing skills
- Networking
- Techniques for tolerating the absurdity of office life
Sincerely,
Miss Minchin
Dean of Students
