Why do you check your voicemail on speakerphone?
- Do you have a physical disability?
- Are you breastfeeding?
- Are you so multi-tasky that you must email with one hand while mobile phoning with another, and all messages are vital?
No, you are just a self-important attention-craving sad case who thinks we want to hear them.
You hope with crossed fingers that someone important will call in need of you -- call you by a nickname, ask for your advice.
Who do you think that will be?
The president? Of the United States?
Get over yourself already.
~~ Bunny Watson, Student at Large